Miami,
Warm,
Sunny,
USoney;
Rolling up past UM in Coral Gables to go to Ultra,
Riding the Metro and feeling like a buster
…
What you think about that
Burger and beer joint?
Go to grand central
If you get the point
Slow flow like Uffie,
That don’t mean nothing,
Listen to each of the lyrics, you dummy;
No it ain’t funny, I want to go home
Where the palm trees line the center of the road
And the beach side moans with lots of washing waves,
And though kids are loco, I also think they’re brave

South Florida, Where washing waves moan, and palm trees line the center of the road.

Im’a go to Versailles with some of my boys,
And have to speak in Español,
There those Cubans are in control,
All the way down Calle Ocho;
So we’ll follow that road, incognito,
Seeing what there is to see, and we’ll
Cut before we hit the Key, take
95 to Miami Beach.

South Florida, Where we cut before we hit the key and take 95 to Miami Beach

No matter what they said, the Heat is still alive,
Even if we had to steal their best guys,
Then give nice cars to all their wives,
Come on people, get with the times;
Let’s go downtown, and catch a drift,
Like Bad Boys 2, and Ludacris,
Tonight things will get unscripted,
Chilling between all these tall buildings;

Peeps hit the strip club
Looking for cheap fun,
But nothing's ever like the pictures,
And touchy kids meet angry bouncers,
Tired of seeing out of towners;
When you pull out cash,
The tough guys will laugh,
Perhaps we should instead kick back with a glass
Of whatever you have in your stash,
Then no one has to kick nobody’s ass

South Florida, where the tough guys will laugh, and we should all just kick back

Here, smoking weed seems a daily routine,
And you hope you don’t get piperazine,
It’s too trippy if you know what I mean,
That’s what I’ve heard, cause it’s not something I had to feel.
Miami’s not dirty, I’m just keeping it real;
It’s not sketchy either, if you know how to deal.
So when you go out, just keep your eyes peeled;
Just so you can get a good lay of the field.

South Florida, where I’m keeping it real and it’s not too sketchy if you know how to deal